Bayonetta's not wearing clothes. Though, if you think about it, a giant gorilla wearing underpants might be more ridiculous. If they find you, they'll present two options; strip down to nothing and join the unclothed faction Even though he can't free his arms to handle any weaponry, the soldier's acrobatic moves aren't hindered one bit.
It's no surprise that developers toned down the naked playable characters for quite a while after this pair; the premise of this game a paddle pushing nude characters into each other made absolutely no sense. You even get a sneak peek at your dongle as they chuck you to your supposed doom. You're even 'rewarded' with grainy FMV of some stripteases for completing each of its stages.
The escalation of unpleasantness follows roughly the same arc that saw World War One start with bolt-action rifles and WW2 end with a nuke. Geez, David Cage certainly has a thing for shower sequences, huh? After he's mysteriously freed from his restraints - he can hop back onto his shackles where foreground items tastefully cover his privates - Raiden now has to sneak by a few guards while in the nude. Of all of Nintendo's games, Donkey Kong Country perhaps features the most egregious violation of public deceny laws, as none of its characters seem to own a pair of pants.
No, I'm not talking about Wolverine, although he does spend a lot of time with his shirt off. In comparison, the other Atari naked parties are downright coherent. Geez, David Cage certainly has a thing for shower sequences, huh? I'm sure your hapless victims really enjoyed that eyeful of gorilla dong they got before being crushed to their deaths under a pile of rubble. It's worth noting that you actually play Larry Laffer's nephew in Magna Cum Laude, which means the nakedness is cross-generational.
You even get a sneak peek at your dongle as they chuck you to your supposed doom. The Metal Gear Solid series has been springing unexpected nudity on gamers for years - Snake's first 3D outing slipped in a pixelated butt, as the unfortunate Johnny Sasaki was stripped of his clothes by an escaping Meryl Silverburg. It could not get more foul. Feel Emotion as she realizes she needs to pick up more conditioner from the store.